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Wherefore Art Thou
Jason Boulanger?

Jason Boulanger, a senior here at the B-Heights, infamously referred to as a dead-head and a skater, seemingly disappeared off the face of the planet one day, right? Wrong. Our darling Jason's habits finally caught up to him and his parents, James and Joanna Boulanger of the Chez Boulanger fame, sent their son to a rehab in Clearwater, Florida. We at Kiss 'n' Tell have in under good authority that Jason is working 'really hard' at cleaning up his act "or else", as his very own father says.

Mary, Mary
Quite Contrary?

Apparently not! Mary Wright, a freshman, went out for a night on the town a few weekends ago and came back with a gift from a stranger. And a strange gift is was: Our Virgin Mary is a virgin no more, now three weeks pregnant and counting. Oops. Baby details are undisclosed as of the moment, but be sure to give her your congrats when you see her, we're sure she'll appreciate them! ...And hey, who knows? She may find someone whose man (or woman?) enough to hold her down... especially about nine months!